● B R I T I S H ○●

[ ] You drink a lot of tea. (I wish, but wishing doesn't qualify, I'm sure.)
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell." (Mostly 'bugger'.)
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy. (Arthur Treacher's, baby!)
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[X] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[X] It's football... not soccer. (American Football is more like "a strange sport played by damaged people.")

Total: Four


○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[X] You love a backyard Barbie. (I've never thrown shrimp on one, though.)
[X] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.

Total: Two


○● I T A L I A N ○●

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes. (Mom makes them sometimes)
[ ] You know Italian songs. (I might, but then again, I probably mixed them up somewhere.)
[X] You have dark hair and dark eye color. (Hey, dark blue is still dark!)
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[X] You are under 5'10". (It's better than hitting my head on the top of the doorframe.)
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (PIZZA!! @.@)
[ ] You talk a lot with your hands. (They'd never listen to me anyway.)

Total: Four

○● S P A N I S H ○●

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[X] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos. (Chicken soft tacos rule!)
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (Nope. Sorry.)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[X] You know what a Puta is. (Not by choice.)
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[X] You know what platanos are. (Grocery stores have those.)

Total: Four


○● R U S S I A N ○●

[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha. (Or some variation thereof)
[ ] You get cold easily.
[X] Rain is fun for you. (Siiiiinging in the raaaaain~~)
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (There's warmth at the end of the journey.)

Total: THREE


○● I R I S H ○●

[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[X] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L. (My mother's maiden name ends with "on," which qualifies. So by extension, I have it.)
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the colour green. (I prefer blue.)
[X] You have been to a St. Patty's day party. (Irish heritage festival when I was a kid.)
[X] You have a family member from Ireland. (I'm sure we do. My grandmother does genealogy.)
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.

Total: Four

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken. There's just not enough meat there...
[X] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance. Any kind you can think of.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: Two


○● A S I A N ○●

[ ] You have slantysmall eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot. (Not as much as pizza.)
[X] You are good at math. (To an extent.)
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: One


○● G E R M A N ○●

[X] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[X] You went to Pre-school
[X] You're over 5'2".

Total: Four

○● C A N A D I A N ○●

[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: Zero


○● A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[X] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[X] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: THREE~


○● B E L G I A N ○●

[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] You like french fries.
[ ] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official 'best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[X] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[X] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: Three


○● D U T C H ○●

[ ] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[X] You have a cheerful nature.
[X] You like the sea.
[X] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: Three

○● A R A B ○●

[X] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[X] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.

total: One

○● P O L I S H ○●

[X] Your last name is mispronounced by strangers 99/100 times.
[ ] It's an ugly jumble of consonants, and probably includes a "y," a "z," a "ski" or some combination of the three.
[ ] You mismatch your socks with your clothes, or each other.
[ ] You wear socks with sandals.
[ ] Your grandmother makes Polish sausage.
[ ] You like said sausage with sauerkraut.
[X] You have been called a "Pollock".
[X] You have relatives who are from Poland.
[X] You use things until they break, then keep using them.

total: Four~


○● S W E D I S H ○●

[ ] There's a party in your pants, everyday, all day. (Must... not... X...)
[ ] You're aware that it's about 1 : 1 with brown and blond hair.
[ ] You have brown eyes. (sorta)
[ ] You know that Sweden has the highest rate of one night stands.
[X] You're friendly but takes a while until you can actually trust someone.
[ ] You're tall.
[ ] You love to celebrate almost anything.
[ ] You're neutral.
[ ] You know what Swedish pancakes are, and love to eat them.

Total: One


So, tallying all that up, I'm.... a walking stereotype of...

British/Italian/German/Spanish/Irish/Polish with a smidgen of Dutch/Belgian/American/Russian.

I hope there isn't another World War. <.<;